Between an asteroid and a hard place
Owner and operator of The Crane’s Nest. Some say he’s in league with Simon Trask, but regardless of what they say he’s definitely given Spit a hard time. Though better looking and much more charismatic than his rival, Crane lacks in bartending skill, but makes up for it in promotions. Such promotions include: “Happy Year” specials, full contact billiards, quadraped boxing on his massive tri-vid, and wet t-shirt competitions.